In a year where a black Prince went to meet the King, Donald Trump becomes President of the United States, and 1988 Shirley Caesar was the hottest rapper alive, 2016 was a rough year for black people. Luckily, all was not lost. In September 2016, the National Museum of African American History and Culture (NMAAHC) opened in Washington, DC – the first museum of its kind celebrating the achievements of black people and our contributions to society throughout history.
While the NMAAHC is something to be proud of and respected by all Americans, because you can’t outdo African Americans, me and a few of my friends (mostly my friends) noted the missing exhibits at the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Enjoy!
1. “FELICIA”: New Destinations
2. “TOO KOOL FOR SCHOOL”: Gastro-Anthropological Look at Unofficial Koolaid Recipes
3. “LAYING DOWN TRACKS”: A Diaspora of Sew-ins, Lace Fronts, and Full Closures
4. “BLACK BI-LATERAL OPHTHALMOPLEGIA”: The Scientific Study of the Side-eye
5. “MOVEMENTS UNTRAINED”: Famous Liturgical Dancers Throughout the Ages
6. “ON THE EDGES OF REASON”: A “Short” History of Edges
7. “WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU”: Clapbacks and Comebacks 1776- 2017
8. “SOUL GLO”: The Rise and Fall of the Jheri Curl
9. “STEPS TO FREEDOM”: The Hidden Power of Instructional Line Dances
10. “AY YO, RED!”: Post Civil Rights Era Passenger Seat Hollering
11. “GINUWINE, CHILLI, AND VERDINE WHITE”: The History of Baby Hair
12. “OH OK F**K YOU THEN”: The Psychology Behind Rejection and Black Masculinity
13. “WYD?”: Black Courtship in the Age of Technology
14. “DON’T STOP, GET IT GET IT!”: A Wise Uncle’s Advice to Never Give Up
15. “WHAT DAT MOUF DO?”: The “Oral” History of Black People
16. “FREE MAH NI**A GUCCI”: The Folk-Hero Tradition of Incarcerated Rappers
17. “CUFFING SEASON”: The Connection Between Seasonal Patterns and Romance
18. “YOU PLAY TOO MUCH”: The Limits of Tolerance in Jest for Black Friendship Patterns
19. “NI**A, THEY STILL SPINNING”: A History of Automotive Freedom and the Afro-American
20. “I AINT ONE OF YA LIL FRIENDS”: Authoritative Black Mothering and Practices of Belittlement”
21. “INSIDE PEANUT BUTTER/OUTSIDE JELLY”: A Celebration of Black Automotive Aesthetic
22. “I WISH A NI**A WOULD!”: Forward-Looking Mindsets and Aggression in the Black Community
23. “Hey Big Head”: Flirting While Black and Bae
24. “50 SHADES OF THROWING SHADE”: Ecological Expressions of Contempt
25. “GESTURES OF DISMISSAL (already exists at NMAAHC)”: The Intellectualization of “GIRL BYE”